Never
outgrew my boyish love of those loud exhaust pipes filling the air
with their thick, black smoke
The
noise and smell of any type of explosives from firecrackers to AK-47s
still quickens my heart
Drivin
my giant
diesel pickup all alone reminds me of my bug-eyed boyhood lovea
big red firetrucks
Don’t
need to spend time studying
the issues any more than I needed to pay any attention in school
Like
always, if it tastes good like hot dogs I’ll eat it and to hell
with your squirrelly rabbit health food
I
still get my kicks watching the big boys knock hell out of each other
and now I lay on my own couch
Them
intrusive gov’t over-regelaters sure do remind me of my stupid
elementary school teachers
I’m
living proof that kids don’t
have to read books all the dam time to get ahead here in the USA
I’m
still being socialized by television, only now it’s good old Faux
News instead of just kids TV ads
As
the super-rich taught us – being greedy is really just the
patriotic pursuit of individual happiness
Yup,
and that share and share alike business? That’s just tired
socialist pabulum for the Moochers
My
lifetime selfishness is still right as rain in this survival of the
fittest world we all have to live in
Still
running wild and free out
in the woods, only now I’m on my dirt bike, snowmobile or ATV
Was
taught to put women up on a pedestal so I’m still quite respectful
of them topless table dancers
Even
though the nannies have always tried to take them all away, I love my
guns more than ever now
Thanks
to many years spent playing War, I’m ready to bomb the shitake
outta any country in our way
When
I put on my $200 official NFL jersey I often think back on the
boyhood sports I almost played
I
only wish we could still beat
the crap out of the queers and geeks for fun, just like we used
to
My
daddy taught us how to fish and I really love going out in my 300 hp
bass boat with a case of beer
I’ll
tell you what, my dam checking account is as empty as that lame piggy
bank ever was - & it’s OK!
I
still hate asparagus, broccoli and that type of sh*t, but now I don’t
have to eat it to get my dessert
Yup,
and I graduated from teeny cans of coke to them 44 oz Big Gulps I
always watched Daddy drink
I
never liked cleaning up my bedroom so now I leave whatever I want to,
out in the front yard
And
aint
nobody gonna make me go do like calisthenics or any st00pid
exercising no more, no how
It’s
totally clear now that I never did need to give a dam about all them
whatever hindis & fukistanis
And
the greenies still cant tell me - What has any stinking polar bear
ever done for me?
I
put my trash back
to the earth just like I always did – I dump it all wherever
I’m done with it
People
shouting & fighting remain far more interesting than whatever
boring reasonable discussions
Now
I can carry on anytime, as
loud as I want with my bros, specially when we’re havin a few
beers
Dont
have to wait fer $XMAS
ta go charge off whatever new electronic or 4x4 goodie I really want
Still
don’t see any reason ta spend half my dam life brushing my teeth or
even ever go to the dentist
And
I’m as badass
as ever despite the bum knees, twisted shoulder, pre-diabetes and
sore back
Listen,
I really don’t care if I cain’t never figger out the change I got
coming from a $20 bill
I
still don’t give a dam about whatever 25% off actually means, cuz I
know a good deal when I see it
I’ve
never forgotten the fact that I am a very entitled citizen of an
extremely exceptionist
people
And
my ideals of jesus christ and His paradise that awaits me are jest as
clear now as they ever been
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