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Friday, June 29, 2018

It Broke A Libtard Snowflake's Heart


Traumatized by things not even noticed by the real men of tough conservatism
Despaired over the non-stop record high temperatures and ongoing dusty, windy droughts
Lost my shit watching BigCoal CEOs refuse to remove the mercury emissions destroying baby’s brains
Felt hopeless realizing that the sacred free market priced elephants & tuna out of existence
Even got choked up at hearing all the frogs were disappearing, or getting born with extra legs

Got PTSD absorbing coverage of Islamists slaughtering pre-teen schoolgirls with automatic weapons
Gentle cows in filthy, overcrowded feedlots and bloody, inhumane slaughterhouses broke my heart
I felt really sick as Alaska burned while all the arctic permafrost melted and belched out methane
It smacked me in the gut to learn that the entire Great Barrier Reef simply bleached out and died

Devastated learning citizens still find jobs more important than the natural systems we all depend on
Depressed by the govt’s subsidizing sugar and corn for fast food and paying for the diabetes epidemic
Stunned into silence at how easily we wasted global 9-11 goodwill by invading Iraq on false pretenses
Shamed that we wont sign treaties on kids, women, land mines, cluster bombs and chemical weapons

Nauseated seeing bloated shark corpses, with their fins sawed off, just left to rot in the open seas
Realized just how lost we really are when we extinguished the tigers to make soup of their penises
Broke my heart to see salmon, key to ecological & mythical systems, dammed up and dried out
Brought to tears seeing starving polar bears drown swimming to find their melted ice hunting grounds

That joke about how free markets would compete to provide healthcare for the poor just tore me up
Got sick to my stomach seeing martyrs gunning down different sects of the same religion, at funerals
Disheartened by eternal defense spending increases even as our infrastructure rotted all around us
Dumbfounded that a being as unnatural as a radical anti-environmentalist could ever even exist

Broke my heart to see how very, very little we care that we are the cause of a global mass extinction
Shocked at our mass slaughter of brainy dolphins and mythic albatross as mere factoryfishing bycatch
Revolted by the human-created dead zone as large as Massachusetts at the mouth of the Mississippi
Haunted by the vast micro-plastic litter spinning in our ocean gyres, mistakenly eaten by microfauna

Felt alienated by their loving choice to waddle obesely about in overpriced, super-sized P/Us & SUVs
Choked on the huge portions of dishonest soundbites I was fed by all sides, from every form of media
Stung by the rejection of sustainability as mere foolishly-useless, liberal, unpatriotic, sinful nannying
Completely deflated by our attraction to royal political families and bombastic media demagogues

Hurt by the abandonment of rationality in favor of shouted soundbites & a loudly-proud ignorance
Felt betrayed by the wanton alienation of our allies in a rush to make ourselves great again, all alone
Sickened at the notion that this vast destruction we label progress must continue indefinitely, amen
Broke my heart to see them struggle on $1 a day as we idled for fast food, in air-conditioned comfort

Came unglued hearing that every year is always the hottest ever and that our people really dont care
Dumbfounded by our legislators utter failure to address any issue that might cost votes on either side
Disgusted by that bloated corporate healthcare industry draining 20% of GDP, yet still failing millions
Broke my heart seeing how senseless, worn-out religions still drive believers to righteous slaughters

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