They Would Never...Right?

Each unbelievably-foolish and insane new revelation enables the next, even more incredible barbarism to take place

Surely CEOs don’t actually believe that they’re worth 373 times what their average employee makes

Folks would not knowingly consume enough sugar, fat, salt and chemical additives to kill themselves

Companies wouldn’t put hormone-mimicking chemicals in cosmetics & then refuse to remove them

Nobody modifies a pickup computer just to spew clouds of diesel smoke on the hybrids behind them

The government would have no real reason to track all of our communications – In absolute secrecy

Nobody in their right mind would run amok creating new AWD trails in everyone’s national forests

We would never let our electric, water, internet, dam and road infrastructure go third world, Right?

No one could be stupid enough to believe that a helmet law violates their sacred personal freedom

The righteous could not deny a poor, unwed teen birth control and totally ignore her innocent child

Big Coal would have quickly halted mercury emissions if it were found they even might hurt your kids

Kindly frackers simply wouldn’t contaminate any of our water with secret but carcinogenic chemicals

Congressmen are not sucking up to bribing lobbyists & campaign donors while ignoring all our letters

Western states wouldn’t foolishly agree to share way more Colorado River water than actually exists

Having everyone armed everywhere, all the time really isn’t the only way to stop mass murders, is it?

Fossil fuel oligarchs don’t use the identical tactics & lawyers as Big Tobacco - Against climate change

No way would an aggrieved minority loot liquor & electronics stores and call it a civil rights protest

No true leaders would demand fabricated evidence to go to war & later claim they were misinformed

Our Jeffersonian ideals regarding political service will always prevent elected royal families here

Surely there is no place for twisted political pettifoggery regarding globally-vetted climate research

No god could demand that His faithful burst into innocent girl’s classrooms with their AK-47s blazing

Our duty to be fruitful & multiply could not result in our destructive & unsustainable overpopulation

God’s edict that we be good stewards of the earth precludes us ever causing a global mass extinction

Doctors wouldn’t order extra tests to cover their legal butts and to grab extra Fee For Service money

Of course we will not totally destroy all the earth’s food-producing topsoil within the next 60 years

Big Pharma would never try to influence studies on their new drugs - Even though they pay for them

Not even the most devout Jihadi would pray to get closer to Allah thru the rape of a 12 y/o sex slave

None of us could be base enough to get rich scamming our revered seniors out of their life savings

BigAg stewards simply would not overapply water, pesticides & herbicides - Just to pump stock prices

Real estate professionals never knowingly omit important details or gloss over potential problems

Our wise CEOs take a far longer perspective than the quarterly stock price their bonuses are based on

Just because it’s legal, Corporate labs wouldn’t introduce 1000s of chemicals without health testing

Surely, in a truly free market, insurers would at last fiercely compete to sell to the old, sick or poor

Women earning equally don’t expect us to hold the door for them to leave early again - For our kids

It’s impossible that foreign healthcare outcomes are better than ours since we spend so much more

Politicians & advertisers would never destroy the social unity created by all of us speaking English

Surely no one would accept any religion when so many claim to be the only one with the ear of God