True
advertising-driven, open oligarchy-based
competition, freed of government regulation would optimally
solve all social issues
BigAg
conglomerates compete to sustainably produce safe food to meet a
swelling consumer demand
Coal-fired
power plant owners race each other to reduce mercury & CO2
emissions the fastest
There
is an intense competition among healthcare insurers to win over the
old, the sick and the poor
Meat
producers strive to outdo each other in providing sanitary and
dignified rendering
procedures
Aware
the market is alert, no company silently releases untested new
chemicals in their products
One
food packer cannot reduce container sizes but not lower prices,
without losing market share…
Timber
harvesters end clearcutting once consumers learn of its devastating
effect on watersheds
Consumer
choices foil frackers using secret carcinogens just to export our
Energy Independence
Gun
violence is curtailed via a far wider & more effective marketing
of firearms to
everyone
After
further tax cuts, the rich fight over the multi-generational poor to
fill their new
menial jobs
Consumers
reduce demand for any tasty seafood species that even might begin
to be over-fished
Corporations
fund any basic research needed for their unknown breakthrough
products of tomorrow
If
habitat
preservation had any actual value, companies would be vying to
perform the most of it
The
only money to be made on climate change lies in repairing its damage
– No
prevention necessary
BigPharma
firms compete unselfishly to create cheap, low-profit, short-term
prescription antibiotics
Regulating
inexpensive & disposable illegal laborers would only raise costs
for businesses & families
Surely
privatizing Social Security would unleash the benefits of financial
innovation upon all citizens
All
the charismatic mega-fauna are in a battle for survival - Based
solely on their
appeal to us
Even
as we speak, market forces are converging to clean up those giant
oceanic plastic garbage gyres
There
is no direct cost associated with a greenhouse gas emission, thus it
is not an economic problem
When
clients actually prefer kale salads to doublemeat-bacon
cheeseburgers, vendors will offer them
It’s
choice, not marketing, that drives fat men to flock in lumbering
pickups to their tiny cubicle jobs
Abolishing
the EPA would free the market to efficiently solve any real
so-called environmental issues
Impending
Western water shortage? Let private entrepreneurs compete to meet
everyone’s needs
Swaying
voters opinions is inefficient: Elections should simply be based
on dollar amounts raised
Smog
regulation is an unnecessary, expensive, job-killing gov’t
infringement of zero economic value
Consumer
demand is driving a new market for mitigating our nation’s 500,000
abandoned mines
Privatized,
for-profit education is certainly proving far superior to our current
foundering system
If
this anthropogenic global mass extinction had any ill effect on our
GDP, the market would curb it
Competition
to buy sponsored content ensures a real discussion of the issues by
an educated public
The
disincentive
of poverty without any entitlements would drive people to compete
to get real jobs
Demand
alone is forcing poultry producers to reduce the foul runoff that has
eutrophified our waters
Effective
marketing by for-profit health clubs will soon ensure a physically
fit & healthy population
Global
Multinat competition is surely bringing an end to any possible
consumer overpopulation issues
If
war were not so highly-profitable, it is certain that market
forces would have eliminated it by now
Finally,
it’s a proven scientific fact that gov’t regulation only stifles
our great nation’s innovation
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