I’m
one of the multi-generational,
alternatively-gifted kids without any type of a HeadStart program
None
of my school teachers expected anything of me but they still always
bumped me right on thru
I
was denied any opportunity to take the fancy AP classes so I
socialized away my time in high school
The
army shunted me straight into the Infantry without any possibility
for Officer Candidate School
It’s
just not fair that their fancy STEMI education programs blatantly
exclude the regular kids like me
Til
now, we never even dreamed of demanding our rights to a fair share of
the knowledge-based jobs
Politicos
have always stoked our hopes & fears while letting us be
outsourced as disposable
moochers
Advertisers
have conned us for generations with cleverly-misleading lines &
whatever 25% off means
Slower
to suckup
& shoulderclimb that corpro-ladder, at last we call for our
own Affirmative Action
No
more being taken advantage of just because we don’t talk as fast or
as convincingly as our leaders
We’ve
been slaves, grunts & laborers since time immemorial but now - We
demand boardroom seats
It’s
very prejudiced that so many more of us go to jail simply because our
crimes are easier to solve
My
teachers nudged me off the route to college but offered me no
alternative path to the good life
They
keep us in line with pro sports, loud
pickups, cheap beer and 8 grocery store snack food aisles
But
we didnt get those bonuses, free health, dental & vision coverage
at our low-skill, dead-end jobs
They
did fill us with a violent
patriotism & dead
certainty that we should dump our trash in the creek
Look,
just because I’m not a good reader doesn’t mean I don’t deserve
to be in that big corner office
There’s
only 0.1% of high-powered CEOS with IQs in the range I’m advocating
for…and it’s just wrong!
I
mean, we represent well over half
the population but have less than 12% of the nation’s wealth
Put
me in a $thousand suit & I could be going to all like them big
meetings & power lunches, too
But,
Nao, they’re just holding us down because of different type
connections between our brain cells
It
just isn’t right & it must stop – I mean the disabled have
the ADA, so where’s our promotion quota?
We’ll
be petitioning for our own national holiday or at least something
similar to black history month
&
leaders must stop allowing the alternatively-gifted to also
remain ignorant just to control us easier
They
absolutely must replace the 20 pages of tiny
legalese with little pictures, like on our cellphones
We
might yet realize there’s more to human potential than pickups,
snowmachines, ATVs and jetskis
The
deck has always been stacked against us in this evil Social Darwinism
that pervades all societies
Look,
we demand reparations for our historic & ongoing enslavement at
the hands of those in power
Listen,
this intelligence bias is dealt blindly to all races, genders, sexual
orientations and age groups
Yes,
and what of all the People of size who must fight
Unintelligence Intolerance at the same
time?
And
the billions of the Appearance-Impaired
who also struggle against prejudical intelligence norms?
We’re
not even going into the blatant IQ bias & crude sexism in
that host of dumb-blonde jokes
So
why is it then, that our smoking, drinking & obesity rates are so
high? Discrimination, that’s why!
The
only ones of us allowed economic equality are those with that smiling
fanatical salesman’s greed
It’s
all part of the embedded unintelligentism permeating our
narrow-minded societal pecking order
This
world must be simplified in our
image so we can finally begin to have our fair share of
success!