War
is part of our genetic makeup & Traditional Family Values
- And also a vital economic stimulus!
Beating
each other senseless is just human nature, especially when we are
drinking heavily together
Homo
Economicus does not naturally do things like recycle
or save energy if he’s not paid to do it
We’re
just following our pioneer instincts as we rip up new bandit ATV
trails in our national forests
Man
has flourished on red
meat since Creation, during the dinosaur days, and I’m not
changing now!
We
hate gays, black, arabs & illegales because its just our nature
to slaughter those different from us
Preying
upon the sick, poor, widowed & elderly has been a human tradition
ever since time immoral
Why,
slavery goes back to our caveman days when captured enemies were
raped & put to hard labor
It’s
always been true that no one pays when everyone
is at fault:Like for our air, water, forests & soil
We
toss out our trash just like our ancestors did - to keep our loads
light when we’re out on the hunt
People
have always needed flashy creation myths, like all our
laughably old-fashioned One
True Gods
We’re
obviously programmed to yearn for egotistical and
paternally-sociopathic despots to enslave us
God
meant for women to remain covered, uneducated & abused: And to
raise up sons exactly like us
It’s
simply supply
& demand to pay higher prices until the next popular resource
is used up or extinct
Humans
instinctively prefer fibreless, nutrition-free, salt, sugar, fat &
chemical-laced factory food
Real
men will always thrive in the smoke
& noise given off by unmuffled, petroleum-powered engines
Peasants
have eternally craved rule by their moral betters - Who treat them as
disposable moochers
To
ensure our progress, glib sales types must always be highly rewarded
for their all-consuming greed
Societies
possess an innate ability to stall on major issues, looking to muddle
thru or find a quick fix
We
all know our growth
depends on selling the Very-latest, Ever-more and yet another
Even-bigger
It’s
only natural to ignore our starving brothers every day in pursuit of
our own individual
happiness
Of
course we want more money every year for exactly the same job, while
we get fatter & stupider
It’s
obvious that our current house of credit cards lifestyle dates far,
far back into prehistory
It’s
just human nature to scorn reason and leap with a blind faith into
the arms of a predatory clergy
We
all find it easier to just say NO! than to pass expensive, and
likely unnecessary, over-regelations
It’s
hereditary to scoff at research that Faux News mouthpieces dismiss as
junk science or fuzzy math
No
one ever wants to ponder the emptiness
of the cosmic void which looms at the end of every life
Honestly,
we all do better by focusing on sports, drinking, gossip and the safe
details of family life
All
government becomes more inefficient, wasteful & costly the more
prosperous a nation becomes
It’s
simply our innate survival of the fittest mentality that drives us to
slash wasteful social programs
&
there’s no justifying my having to pay for repairing roads,
bridges, dams or electric & water grids
We’ve
always defended our omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent gods against
any
imagined slights
Humans
have forever needed to save energy for hunting & fighting - Hence
my place on this couch
Driving
an 8 passenger SUV alone to work every day satisfies a very real,
very ancient need within us
Evolution
is only a theory, but Social Darwinism is the survival of the fittest
reality men must live by
Human
nature is unchanging so it’s best to grab
as much as we possibly can: Right here & Right now!
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