Somebody Gave A Shitake

No do-gooders’ dumbass libral deed gets away without us laughin...

My roadside trash got picked up, again – Aint that great? Here, ya lameass squishes. Have some more!

Librals was plantin flowers by the road so I gave em a fat, black blasta good ol unburnt diesel smoke

Our old frigerator finally got pulled outta the creek: Wonder what took them tofu-eaters sa dam long

Some bleedin heart nursed our useless & abandoned, abused & sick old dog to health. Stupid forks!

Yup, my shotgun shells & SlimJim wrappers’ll get pikd up by some skinny hiker with nothin betr ta do

Clueless vegans rehabed some tired, old bandit ATV trails right while we was out slashin new ones

Someone takes time for a boy with no father: Soo, I can feel OK blowing off child support agin, right?

Only them godless envirmenalists would question our ordaned dominyin takin & fruityful multiplyin

That silly recyclin rate might be slowly creepin up but my stuff goes back ta nature out in the woods

A few less wives might be gettin beaten but mine still flynches up whenever I raise my hand

Like I give a flyin fart what kinda habutat distrucion & shit them dollar a day hindis is doin, anyways

Why caint they see a free market garentees them sick & poor better cheaper doctorin than socialism?

Its funny, not everbody laughs like hell hearing the word kale – Even though they sure as shit should!

Librals pay $25k for a damn Prius but I modded my $60k Ram ta blow black diesel in they faces

Hey, my kids dont need no govt innerferenc ta get yer imaginery coal-fired mercury outta they brains

Look at those stupid volunteers doin all that work fer nethin – Hell, I’m goin home ta watch football

At least them 1%ers mouth Traditional Family Values - As they outsource our jobs fer giant bonuses

Caint them Leftists see the vital importancea abortion, guns, gay marriage and deregelated frackin?

Why, them so-called wise investments in clean energy aint nethin but more socialist tax & spending

I aint buyin no $5 artesian loaves when good old super-soft white bread is still only a buck a bag

Yup, we all gotta respect that ther rulea law cept where it gets overridden by the worda our Savior

I’m always stockin up on guns & ammo cause theys a vast conspiracy what wants to take em all away

Shore, I’m probly gonna go joggin or somethin stoopid insteada settin down to a cold one after work

Puhleez, enougha yer BS about a tasty double-meat bacon cheesburger rottin my whatever colon

But, food stamps do help me work on my retirement savings by providin me with a few more lotto tix

Felt so good after a few days on the meds I got at the free clinic that I gave the rest ta the ol lady

We got a couple of hits of meth for them bikes we stole from their stupid ShareTheRide program

If you think the working man caint see how bad that obamacare needs repeeled, you don’t know Jack

Had jest about enufa this vast liberal conspercy ta give over our prechus sovernty ta that dam UN

And I’ll tell you what, I’m grateful ta look more like my TV foopball buds than sum skinny vegan turd

Whatre they negochiatin treatys with them mullahs for insteada jest bombin the shit outta the place?

Look, I got ever right ta fly the rebel banner if them LBGT can get they rainbow flag all up in my face