Free Range Apartment Cowboy

Aint nobody ever gonna tie me down cuz I got my pickup parked facin out, right in fronta the buildin

These here rundown aparmints are jest temporary til we save up enough fer a few acres of our own

I’m might git me a horse and the little lady wants a cupla chickens and the kids & dogs’ll love it, too

Yup, I cun see rite past the dirt, litter & dead cars of today to our beutifuel future, out on the range

We’ll be getting away from that dam overregelatin landlord always whining if the rents a little late

I’m following my dreams jest like my downhome country music heroes & that’s what really matters

Ya see, at night, when I git back home with a 6-pack, I know that everthing’s gonna be jest all right -

Unless them hindis next door start stinkin up the place with they whatever oriental tofu vegan shift

I grew up in a mobile outsidea town with dreams of ridin free range just like all them TV cowboys

Learned ta be the man I am fightin & drinkin & dinit waste no time on dum shit like readin or joggin

At last I learned the truth about that libral media conspirucy thanks ta the good folks over ta the Fox

Realized that pergressives are wantin to give over alla are precious freedoms ta that godless UN

Don’t need that dam obamacare cuz we aready got a good free family doc right down ta the local ER

Yeah, that’s our old couch out there with the resta the trash by the dumpster…piecea junk

Yella traiters are taking away our godgiven right ta bear arms by makin ammo near impossible ta get

And the dam vaccinaters keep buggin our kids at school ta have em get shot up with they poisons

Well, between this rifle & that pickupa mine settin outside, I monna take carea my family

Not embarassed ta use them SNAP cards fer food cuz it’s them dam socialists fault things are so bad

I’m hopin ta take the whole family down ta disneyworld fer a real dream vacation, perty soon now

And I’ll tell you what, we got us a bigscreen and I don’t never miss nonea my Big Games

I rilly don’t get why the socialists aint down with just bombin the sh*t outta that stinkin middle east

Guess theys jest too busy chewin that overpriced organic, wimp rabbit crap ta figure stuff out right

Like them nannies gotta some right ta get all up in our faces with they Poison Fastfood BS, anyway

But, I can ferget all about that BS when I’m blastin a new trail way up high on toppa my camod ATV

Dont take no genyus ta see that jest followin the holy bible & our sacred constitution wud fix stuff up

But no, they gotta invent schemes like that bogus climate change scam ta steal our precious sovernty

They jest don’t get how their over-regelatin only costs us good folks way too much in jobs & money

http://fantasticblur-taotekaching.blogspot.com/2014/01/filter-those-bits.htmlAnd ther bringin them illegals in ta take our promised good jobsa tamara they offshored us ta create

Then there’s this bullcrap about exercisin – now if that aint nona they business I got no idea what is

And freakin whining at me about my BigGulp MtnDews like they was my 2^nd grade teacher or somethin

Tryin ta take away the kids Coco Puffs, Frosted Flakes & PopTarts - I jest caint believe this crap

Yud think good old Oscar Mayer was some kinda islamuc terrerist the way they carry on about balony

They say my truck’s too loud and they caint stand how I chipped her ta cover em with diesel smoke

Then they whine cuz NASA spooks are collectin they phone calls ta pertect us here in the homeland

Well, I’m hear ta tell ya we done had enough of they fuzzy math, bad science & one world agendar!

Cuz all were tryin ta do is ta carry on by our God-Given & Fox-Enhanced Traditional Family Values