See What You Get Do-Gooder?

No good deed goes without some type of recompense

Go question a soundbite maxim you’ve always simply parroted: You’ll get laughed at and belittled

Donate millions for rhinos & elephants but ivory poaching will remain profitable until they’re all dead

Work late nites preparing as a new teacher just to learn how school alone cannot save your students

Watch how after decades of work on diseases, ignorant vaccination superstitions bring them all back

Your football & golf viewing decreased slightly but real men still learn sports stats, not new job skills

Some stopped idling giant pickups thru fastfood takeout lanes – To waddle in for a couple of LottoTix

The snack food aisles might even get a little less crowded, but only if you can’t buy cookies on SNAP

The uninsured swarm for way-overdue free treatment by rich dentists - who need the tax write-offs

That evil BigAg is ruining our soils! Excuse me, I need to go spray pesticide, fertilize & water my yard

Your civic-minded tissue donation gives free raw materials to a profitable cosmetic surgery supplier

Hard-earned contributions to worthwhile causes line the pockets of slick non-profit entrepreneurs

Buy a quiet green hybrid & they’ll gleefully blow clouds of chipped-diesel smoke back in your face

Your clan loyalty is co-opted by corporate sports, factory beer & extruded snacks of sugar, fat & salt
Fossil fuel puppets easily repudiate solid scientific research using catchy lies & snarky-grin sarcasm

As you try to rid your diet of industrial toxins they oblige with clever false advertising & higher prices

Put away a little bit every week while those who don’t get even more new credit - Post-bankruptcy!

Write your congressman all the letters you want but…they only heed their anonymous Corpro-donors

Dutifully recycle everything while libertarians pickle such garbage in their family toxins: At the dump

You can join the Sierra Club but you’ll always still find new bandit ATV trails in your favorite places

Take your kids on their first fishing expedition but don’t forget: The catch is too full of poisons to eat

Respond to your innate need to faith & get fleeced by greedy and horny Religion Sales Executives

Question massive unaudited dEfense spending and be branded as a weak, unpatriotic, vegan coward

Ask about trying to break the cycle of poverty and get scorned as a foolish & out-of-touch snowflake

Protest neighborhood fracking with other families & have your concerns whitewashed & ignored

You can go low-flush but there’s no political will to address the oncoming global water shortage

Spend all your minuscule free time with the kids, but Big Media still dominates their socialization

Poll pro-environment while the leaders you elected gleefully gut all such agencies & their regulations

Safely dispose of pesticides but get poisoned by the toxins in your car seats, couches & mattresses

Fret over our long-ignored infrastructure decay but just sigh as so much publicity goes to LGBT issues

Own a dozen guns but be unable to protect your family against obesity, heart disease and ignorance

Ignore our vast food animal holocaust but don't let one multi-gen single welfare mom prevent a birth

Proudly display pink ribbons but let those gross prostate cancer sufferers languish in shamed silence

Don’t even whisper that all families & no single parents should be licensed before having kids

Just try to discuss a single payer healthcare system & be branded as a tax & spend, socialist nanny

Ask why capitalism drove us into a mass extinction and they will all know that you really are crazy

Question the reality of God’s mysterious, but horrible & unfair, plan for us all & you shall go to hell!

Free Range Apartment Cowboy

Aint nobody ever gonna tie me down cuz I got my pickup parked facin out, right in fronta the buildin

These here rundown aparmints are jest temporary til we save up enough fer a few acres of our own

I’m might git me a horse and the little lady wants a cupla chickens and the kids & dogs’ll love it, too

Yup, I cun see rite past the dirt, litter & dead cars of today to our beutifuel future, out on the range

We’ll be getting away from that dam overregelatin landlord always whining if the rents a little late

I’m following my dreams jest like my downhome country music heroes & that’s what really matters

Ya see, at night, when I git back home with a 6-pack, I know that everthing’s gonna be jest all right -

Unless them hindis next door start stinkin up the place with they whatever oriental tofu vegan shift

I grew up in a mobile outsidea town with dreams of ridin free range just like all them TV cowboys

Learned ta be the man I am fightin & drinkin & dinit waste no time on dum shit like readin or joggin

At last I learned the truth about that libral media conspirucy thanks ta the good folks over ta the Fox

Realized that pergressives are wantin to give over alla are precious freedoms ta that godless UN

Don’t need that dam obamacare cuz we aready got a good free family doc right down ta the local ER

Yeah, that’s our old couch out there with the resta the trash by the dumpster…piecea junk

Yella traiters are taking away our godgiven right ta bear arms by makin ammo near impossible ta get

And the dam vaccinaters keep buggin our kids at school ta have em get shot up with they poisons

Well, between this rifle & that pickupa mine settin outside, I monna take carea my family

Not embarassed ta use them SNAP cards fer food cuz it’s them dam socialists fault things are so bad

I’m hopin ta take the whole family down ta disneyworld fer a real dream vacation, perty soon now

And I’ll tell you what, we got us a bigscreen and I don’t never miss nonea my Big Games

I rilly don’t get why the socialists aint down with just bombin the sh*t outta that stinkin middle east

Guess theys jest too busy chewin that overpriced organic, wimp rabbit crap ta figure stuff out right

Like them nannies gotta some right ta get all up in our faces with they Poison Fastfood BS, anyway

But, I can ferget all about that BS when I’m blastin a new trail way up high on toppa my camod ATV

Dont take no genyus ta see that jest followin the holy bible & our sacred constitution wud fix stuff up

But no, they gotta invent schemes like that bogus climate change scam ta steal our precious sovernty

They jest don’t get how their over-regelatin only costs us good folks way too much in jobs & money

http://fantasticblur-taotekaching.blogspot.com/2014/01/filter-those-bits.htmlAnd ther bringin them illegals in ta take our promised good jobsa tamara they offshored us ta create

Then there’s this bullcrap about exercisin – now if that aint nona they business I got no idea what is

And freakin whining at me about my BigGulp MtnDews like they was my 2^nd grade teacher or somethin

Tryin ta take away the kids Coco Puffs, Frosted Flakes & PopTarts - I jest caint believe this crap

Yud think good old Oscar Mayer was some kinda islamuc terrerist the way they carry on about balony

They say my truck’s too loud and they caint stand how I chipped her ta cover em with diesel smoke

Then they whine cuz NASA spooks are collectin they phone calls ta pertect us here in the homeland

Well, I’m hear ta tell ya we done had enough of they fuzzy math, bad science & one world agendar!

Cuz all were tryin ta do is ta carry on by our God-Given & Fox-Enhanced Traditional Family Values

Confusedly Seeking Clarity

I get confused trying to figure out which lame candidate is reading the biggest PAC-sponsored lies

Its hard to fathom how slick media mouthpieces can scoffingly dismiss rigid scientific studies so easily

I wonder why we try to export our values when our own family structure is so very badly crumbled

I can’t grasp how coal gets Clean just by saying that someday we might shove some CO₂ down a hole

Why does congress get 239 days off/year + healthcare & pensions but I get nothing from 3 temp jobs?

Please explain where the Southwest will get water when their aquifers and the Colorado both dry up

It’s bewildering how we let the roads, bridges, electric, water and internet just decay all around us

I’m befuddled by the fierce & loudly-proud disdain for educated rationality that’s so popular today

If find it disconcerting that my health benefits keep shrinking but my payments always only go up

I get confused between the Ask your doctor abouts and the Have you or a loved one suffered froms

My thinking must be muddled on those litmus test issues: I don’t find any of them too very important

I’m discomfited by cooked gov’t inflation figures that just can’t include half the stuff we have to buy

I’m unsettled that conservatives only want to talk stuff like guns, abortion & corporate welfare

It confounds me that the Clean Coal people refuse to remove brain-damaging mercury...for our kids

I get disoriented in the black smoke, C0₂ & loud noise billowing off all their fat, fuel-guzzling pickups

I puzzle over holding the door for an equally-paid co-worker leaving early again to helicopter her kids

I’m baffled as to why we all need to carry assault weapons in order to maintain domestic tranquility

I’m mystified that real men spend 20 hrs a week staring at other men bent over in really tight pants

It’s perplexing how all political speeches end with an exceptionist imperative that God Bless America

I’m clueless as to how they idle in A/C’d comfort in drivethru lines while billions subsist on $1 a day

I am confused as to how our savior-ordained stewardship of this earth produced a 6^th mass extinction

I’m flummoxed hearing BigOil tout a fracked energy independence - Even as they profitably export it

I need clarity as to why no one dares even mention that human overpopulation is our biggest problem

Help me to comprehend why we constantly cut social programs yet always raise dEfense spending

It is difficult to grasp how billions retain any faith in comically-silly & truly stale religious franchises

I just don’t get how we can piously ban abortions and righteously ignore all the poor, fatherless kids

Why would we re-elect the old, white men who already sucked before all they did was just say NO!?

What’s so wrong with profiling groups if they commit most of the crimes or all of the terrorism?

I get confused as Neocons reach out to latino voters while demanding border security & deportation

I don’t get how people let snarky, paid, political denial on CO₂ overrule unbiased scientific research

Why can corporations spout patriotic ads even as they furtively move their headquarters overseas?

I don’t see any good reasons except for ad$ & Dem votes that we have to have everything in Spanish

Explain to me why we must troll fake news scandals instead of rationally discussing the real issues

Give me clarity as to why insurers would ever compete to provide healthcare to the poor or the sick

How can gunning down little schoolgirls earn an ignorant, brainwashed jihadi paradise and 17 virgins?

I cant see why they’re convinced either the constitution or the bible pack unassailable eternal truths