Do You Know Jesus, Sister?

But do you truly know Jesus, my sister?

Can you reach out to Him now from the phone on your couch?

Tap in the number that’s up on your screen and come to Him right now

Sister, can you hear Him? He’s calling out to you at this very moment

Have your credit card ready and please stay on the line

Put your hand on that tv remote and rise up from your daybed

God works His miracles in mysterious ways

But first this important message...

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Sister, are you lonely?

Are you searching for salvation?

Just let Jesus be there with you and He will take your hand

Listen to these other sinners

They have all found their way

Get off that evil path that leads to an eternity of suffering

Come on down that aisle right now, it’s handicapped friendly

Rise up and make a commitment in faith to your savior

He calls upon you now, can you not hear His voice? Won’t you please just listen?!

Take this manicured hand reaching out, from my $2000 suit

Look into my handsome & reassuringly-smooth con man’s face

Step forward and be counted while we check your credit card limit

Sister won’t you answer His gentle call this very night?

Don’t you feel Him in your heart, at this very moment?

Get up now and come forward, our sales associate-ushers can help you down

Your small donation can make a real difference

Give your soul to Jesus and such as money will not matter anymore

Come to him now, sister, you know that you hear His voice, inside your heart